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I was just reading an article about what to do if you've got an almost empty jar of Nutella. I was disappointed when, "Use your penis to clean it out", wasn't an option. :/

I love how much of a snob I can be at times. It's the artist instinct to hate each other. There's always the odd, awkward silence that comes with unspoken rules. We're too good for each other. Perhaps, it's nothing but a sad mistake.



And I regret the friends I didn't make. The hands I didn't shake.

Wish me luck! The agent keeps delaying the appointment. I really like this place. Who knows though. :/ Plus I haven't worked much in weeks. No one gets back to me and I don't want to start a new case only to end up changing it. We're penny pinching but I can't promise I'll be cheap by the 27th. :P I deserve a good birthday and myself to treat myself! Woo! Cause I never expect anything from anyone.



The 20th we're going to Ripley's for ice cream day. But you guys already know about that. I've only mentioned it a zillion and one times. :P

21st we're going to central park to see Amanda Palmer live for free! Omg!!!! AMANDA FUCKING PALMER!!! :D

I really hope she signs my uke.

And after that, idk. Its just gonna be a busy impossible month.

I am only a bit disappointed that I couldn't do better. I need a lot of practice. I don't have enough time, it always seems.

CaptainSein is taking me to see Cress live in concert today. Then we're gonna come back home and have more fun. :)

I wish batteries didn't run out so fast. Heh. Got myself an early birthday present. What's a kid without a toy, eh? Hehe.